Motor vehicle vandalism sucks.

"whoarder is tellurium" (whoarder)
08/12/2016 at 19:56 • Filed to: Vandalized, Vandalismlopnik

So, I had left my car at work for most of this week because I was in Colorado for a business trip.

The first night I’m back home, apparently some one or some people decided to egg my car. Egg. My. Car.

At this point, I am VERY thankful we had rain early this morning. At least I made it to work on time after hosing down my car.

To add, I am also EXTREMELY thankful they didn’t go further than the entrance of the driveway because there is a brand new Honda Ridgeline sitting there with less than 500 miles on it.

Regardless, I’m still pissed off. This has never happened to me before and combined with the fact that I have relations with no one in this town (outside of the office), it has to be the work of some random fucktards.

Note: The white bits around the vehicle are pieces of egg shell

Entrance to the driveway

ETA (NSFW language)

DISCUSSION (15)

AfromanGTO > whoarder is tellurium
08/12/2016 at 20:02

I’d crush their testicles in retaliation!

Bourbon&JellyBeans > whoarder is tellurium
08/12/2016 at 20:12

I don’t even get the satisfaction they got out of this. “Take that random person! No one is safe!” Like isn’t that the same thought process of serial killers?

whoarder is tellurium > Bourbon&JellyBeans
08/12/2016 at 20:20

Possibly. I would guess its also the thrill of committing a crime with a low-likelihood of getting caught.

There were some other cars parked street side like I was, but that consisted of a beat up 90s era F150 and an early 00s Chevy Malibu. I didn’t have the time to check if they got egged.

Birddog > whoarder is tellurium
08/12/2016 at 20:21

That’s bullcrap. Even when I was a degenerate youth my friends and I respected people’s property. Though we did have actual hobbies too.

Yeah, yeah. Get off my lawn.. I haven’t been “blessed” with kids yet so I guess I’ll find out what’s what eventually.

XJDano > whoarder is tellurium
08/12/2016 at 20:22

Vandalism story time:

My aunt & uncle have a place in the “country” which is about 3 hours away with a gravel driveway naturally.

My dad, and my siblings went for a family weekend with the kids to “camp” in a po pup, or stay in a guest room.

Well in the evening I walk out on the deck with a beer in hand, I see one of my kids and a nephew about 2&3 years old drawing on the Equinox with one of the gravel rocks.

Yeah. Kids, man.

Fuck it. it’s not worth freaking out about, simple yell at the kids that the rocks aren’t crayons and GTFO & go play somewhere there are no rocks, like the 8 acres of yard they have.

Kids man. I probably got away with some stupid shit like that then.

Also, no real harm, the Equinox is now my work car and has rust spots on the door. This is why we can't have nice things, with children.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > whoarder is tellurium
08/12/2016 at 20:25

Yes! Let’s spend money, waste food, and make someone else’s car a mess!

I honestly don’t understand other people.

whoarder is tellurium > XJDano
08/12/2016 at 20:28

Cot damn, fuggin DRAWING WITH ROCKS.

Geez!

Sam > whoarder is tellurium
08/12/2016 at 20:49

My dad’s ‘08 Tundra got egged in about 2011. The guys who did it also spray painted “Die Niggers”, “White Power”, and “Get Out” on the road in front of our house.

The spray painting was especially confusing, because there aren’t even any black people on our road at all. They must’ve been the dumbest of the dumb. I’m surprised they even knew how to write at all.

Bourbon&JellyBeans > whoarder is tellurium
08/12/2016 at 20:49

Kids these days. Back in my day, if you were bored and wanted to commit a crime that no one would catch you for you just smoked weed. Where is society taking us?!

OPPOsaurus WRX > Bourbon&JellyBeans
08/12/2016 at 20:50

Charge them as terrorists

OPPOsaurus WRX > XJDano
08/12/2016 at 20:51

O man I caught my daughter racing to do the same. I caught her with an inch to spare.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > whoarder is tellurium
08/12/2016 at 21:03

Reminds me of one of my mom’s friends.

She got a then brand new Lexus SUV. Not even a month into owning it, someone took a baseball bat to the rear window, busted it out, then egged the inside and outside of the poor car.

whoarder is tellurium > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
08/12/2016 at 21:05

Oh, FFS!

People suck.

DrScientist > whoarder is tellurium
08/12/2016 at 21:10

be lucky it could be hosed off. (although ive heard egg can seriously damage paint if allowed to dry)

ive experienced a keyed hood. :-/

and a brick through a rear window. (this one was a scorned ex girlfriend)

Sneaky Pete > Bourbon&JellyBeans
08/12/2016 at 21:34

We’d prank call random people telling them we were from Baskin Robbins and if they could name 10 of the original 31 flavors they’d get a free Ice Cream.